In his recent guest spot on the Stateside Madness Podcast, Chris Foreman mentioned how he has profited as co-writer of โOur House,โ a staple of the advertising circuit. โI do quite well out of sync licenses, you know,โ he said with a laugh. โPeople want to use it. So yeah, itโs done me well!โ The past year has seen the tune become a pandemic anthem in a lovely Miracle-Gro ad as well as spots for midwestern supermarket chain Hy-Vee and UK retailer Very.
And now itโs Allstate putting more U.S. dollars in Chrissy Boyโs pocket, thanks to their new โOur Houseโ ad that steps beyond the coronavirus era. Contrary to the whole home-lockdown angle, this one proposes taking your castle and your keep with you on the go, in a manner of speaking.
The whimsical ad features comedic actress Erin Alexis hauling a whole house (albeit of the tiny variety) down the road hitched to her modest mom-mobile, over the familiar strains of โOur House.โ The dulcet baritone of Allstate pitchman Dennis Haysbert implores viewers to bundle their home insurance with their auto policy to save a bundle. โYou already pay for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?โ
Itโs nowhere near as magical as the Miracle-Gro commercial, but itโs a good ad. There are two interesting things to note about the sociocultural mechanics that make it work.
First, itโs not until halfway through the ad that the song lyrics kick in. I think most โOur Houseโ ads jump into a chorus or verse straightaway, but this one demonstrates patience. Likewise, we donโt see the whole visual gag at first, just tight shots of the houseโs rumbling interior, a window box planter and curtains in the breeze, set to the instrumental overture. This shows that Allstate was confident enough that most people in their target demo would recognize the song and get the joke even before hearing Suggs and Carl. Just like when we hear the distinct bassline and cha-chings of Pink Floydโs โMoney,โ we know an adโs going to be about finances, and โWe Are Familyโ telegraphs blood relations even without the Sister Sledge vocals, the โOur Houseโ melody alone is enough to make us anticipate a commercial about home.
The other noteworthy thing about the ad is how it hinges on a common American misinterpretation of the chorus. โOur house, in the middle of our street.โ This phrasing strikes U.S. listeners oddly, evoking nonsense images of a house erected right in the road itself, blocking traffic on both sides and violating of all sorts of zoning ordinances.
Even as a 13-year-old kid, I managed to figure out this meant the house was situated centrally along the length of the street, rather than across its width. Go halfway down our street, turn left at our house. Ten years ago, the blog Separated by a Common Language offered a thorough analysis of the British English idioms in โOur House,โ wherein author Lynne “Lynneguist” Murphy astutely notes the following:
To my young American ears, this sounded intentionally funny. The house is in the middle of the street! Like where the manholes should be! No, no, no. This is the British English equivalent of in American English in the middle of our block. … But even if it weren’t in the middle of the street, ‘our house’ would still be in our street, because in British English addresses can be in the street or road.
Indeed, let us not forget that the earthquake was erupting but not in Orange Street. If Lee Thompson had an American editor, it would have been not erupting on Orange Street. And then we have Suggsโs new composition โIn My Street,โ which puts the Yank-baffling choice of preposition front and centre. Although it is interesting that Suggs also wrote of passing Amy Winehouse on Dean Street, rather than โin Dean Streetโ… perhaps because the scene of a personal encounter is different from a fixed address?
As a side note, the โOur Houseโ lyric that always tripped me up most was โthe kids are playing up downstairs.โ I recall one of my friends postulating that the children were on a lower floor above the sub-basement. Murphy’s blog post helpfully explains that โplaying upโ means โbehaving irritatingly or erratically,โ which we might express as kids โacting upโ or โcutting upโ downstairs.
But back to the Allstate ad. Even if it it requires being thickheaded to think the house in โOur Houseโ was literally in the road, where the lines are painted, and where the chicken crosses, that peculiar pinch of British flavour is inherent to our experience of the song in America. So much so that an ad agency selling the benefits of combining car and home insurance was able to find a nostalgic pop hit that expresses this specific concept to us. And Allstate was confident enough to let the music speak for itself, free of exposition by way of lyrics or President David Palmer, for the exorbitantly expensive duration of 15 seconds. Itโs pretty cool that Madness still occupies its minuscule niche of American pop culture enough to pull that off. โOur Houseโ is in good hands with Allstate.
And honestly, it makes for a better insurance ad than โDriving in My Carโ or โMrs Hutchinsonโ ever could.
Madness guitarist/songwriter Chris Foreman recently honored us as a guest on the Stateside Madness Podcast, chatting with hosts Laurie Alfaro, Poly Collins and Bobby Rubin. In the following excerpts from the rollicking interview, Chrissy Boy discusses the bandโs plans and hopes to get back to touring and recording, the new American greatest hits album, the process of writing โOur House,โ memories of early visits to America, and the real important scoop here, which is the untold origins of his ever-popular โShowtime!โ solo cabaret routines.
Be sure to listen to the podcast for the complete interview, including exclusive clips from new song demos Chris has been working on. And now, letโs get ready to thingybob! The louder you scream, the faster the ride!
Poly:Chris, thank you for joining us, and if youโd be so kind, why donโt you tell us what the last year’s been like for you?
Oh yeah, pretty normal. Up in my loft. Has something been going on that I missed? (Laughs.) No, itโs been terrible, of course.
Last March, we were going to go to Dubai and get some hot weather. And suddenly our tour manager calls it off. And itโs been like that ever since, really. Yeah, itโs kind of like I had all this stuff in my calendar, obviously coming to the USA. So this stuff will come up in my diary, you know, like Iโm supposed to be in Paris. And Iโm in a shopping mall.
But yeah, itโs been difficult for everyone, hasnโt it? So you know, Iโve got a nice house, big garden, sort of on the outskirts of Brighton. So itโs okay, you know, for me.
Poly:I suppose thatโs the same for very nearly all of us. We were so looking forward to the American tour. But we’re willing to hang in there.
I don’t know if weโre going to come, Iโm afraid. This year, anyway. You know, Punk Rock Bowlingโs been put off again. I’ve written a few songs, so thatโs good. And weโve met up a few times, the band. We started renting this unit. There was a kind of thing here where, โIt will calm down a bit, you can almost go back to normal.โ And weโve rented this kind of industrial unit and we’ve put a load of equipment in, and we met there, yeah. We came up with a couple songs, so you know. Weโre ready. (Laughs.)
Poly:Great! We’ll be looking forward to that.
Laurie:So Chris, so why are you releasing an American compilation at this time, and whatโs your favorite song on the compilation?
Well, the compilation was supposed to tie in with the tour. So I guess they kind of had it on the spreadsheets for a while and we have to release it at some point, because I suppose they must have manufactured it. And thatโs the kind of business side of things.
My favorite track? I don’t know, gee… You know, itโs kind of all about the hits, isnโt it? I mean, I always really liked โThe Prince,โ you know. And I enjoy playing it live, it doesn’t get too tired. Thereโs something about that song. So let’s go with that. It is on the compilation, I assume? (Laughs.)
Laurie:I do hope you guys get to tour America, because I’ve never seen you live, and this was going to be the year. I was gonna go to Vegas and finally see you.
Oh, Vegas! I love Vegas.
Laurie:So do I. So fingers crossed.
We were, as you say, stoked. Because, you know, you get loads of cheap clothes. (Laughs.) Itโs fantastic. Yeah, stuff like Penguin, not to promote a brand. I went in the Penguin shop last time I was there, and I was wearing a Penguin shirt. And the guy said, if you come in wearing Penguin, you get a discount. So you know, win-win.
Bobby:Just echoing what Laurie said, I’ve been really looking forward to you all coming to the States. Iโve not seen you before. I do have tickets for the Boston and New York shows. Back to the compilation album, what’s your hope for the album? Is it meant to reconnect with U.S. fans, or is it meant to bring in new U.S. fans?
Yeah, it’s kinda like keep the wheels, you know, the big wheels going. And yeah, maybe people think โwhatโs this, it looks pretty coolโ and discover us, you know, that kind of thing.
Poly:Do you guys have any influence on what gets selected for the tracks, or do you feel it was just kind of obvious what the songs are going to be?
Itโs kind of really difficult, because we were originally on Stiff Records in England for pretty much all our career. But we did an American deal with Sire Records with Seymour Stein, whoโs kind of legend. We really liked Seymour and we liked Sire Records. So we kind of went along with that, for a few years. And then the Geffen thing came about because a guy from Geffen called John Kalodner, whoโs another legend. He came to England and he heard โOur Houseโ and he said, โThis is a hit.โ So that Geffen thing is kind of like Frankensteinโs, you know. It was based on the album we had out, The Rise and Fall. That was that, and they licensed some other tracks.
So I suppose this is the first kind of comprehensive… Look, you know Iโm going to throw it out that weโve done loads of greatest hits albums, everybody does. It’s kind of like that Walt Disney thing, you know. They used to re-release the films every few years. (Laughs.) You know, Iโm not โantiโ it. So you know, we try and make sure that the artworkโs good, and stuff like that. Because actually we kind of did a similar album in England, with a similar artwork, and I thought that might go down well with our American friends. But yeah, thatโs it. Itโs not like, you know, some master game plan. (Laughs.) Yeah, that was to accompany the tour, you know. Maybe weโll release another one next year, eh?
Laurie:So one of the things thatโs notable about this particular compilation is this is the first time that youโve released the song โBullingdon Boysโ on a physical medium.
Oh yeah, of course.
Laurie:I wanted to ask you to explain a little bit for American fans who might not understand what that song is about.
In America youโve got Harvard and places like that, havenโt you, I suppose? And itโs about a group of people that became very influential, and thereโs this club [at Oxford] called the Bullingdon Club. Yeah, a lot of them, you know. The Prime Minister, he’s one of the Bullingdon boys. So thatโs kind of what it’s about. You know, the elite, as it were. So itโs kind of good to have some contemporary stuff on it as well.
Bobby:This Go-Goโs documentary that was released fairly recently has a lot of people talking, and I’m wondering what it was like to hang out with the Go-Goโs? What can you tell us?
Yeah, itโs a shame, because I really wanted to be in the documentary, but I live in Brighton and for one reason or another I didnโt make it. But I mean, we came to L.A., itโs the first time weโve been there, you know. And we played at the Whisky, and I was at the hotel and the rest of the band went to see the Go-Goโs. And they came out like, โWhoa, these girls! This girl Charlotte, she had the old whammy on!โ
They were great fun and a great band, they really were, you know. They had some good songs and you know, they rocked. And, erm, we had great affection for them, shall we say.
Poly:Chris, while weโre on that time around the early โ80s, what was your favorite other band from that era?
It’s difficult really. (Pause.) Iโd have to say Van Halen (laughs). No, itโs because, I donโt know when that album came out and they did โYou Really Got Me.โ
And it was on the radio in heavy rotation, and I went and got the album that’s got that on. And I kind of really liked that. But I didn’t go and see them. I mean I liked a lot of things, but really, yeah, it’s hard to say because a lot of the time we’d be playing with The Specials and those kind of bands. I liked quite a lot of stuff in the โ80s. I mean, hip hop came out, I really like Run-DMC, Schoolly D, LL Cool J. But yeah, I’m quite eclectic, so I didn’t really have a favorite per se.
Poly:Iโm glad you mentioned Van Halen, because I try to ask everybody about the Kinks every time I get. When you mentioned โYou Really Got Me,โ the Van Halen cover, how formative would the Kinks have been in your sound or just for you as fan?
Yeah, I wrote a song called โE.R.N.I.E.,โ which is on our second album, and classed it as really like the Kinks, you know. And when I grew up, the Kinks were around. They were absolutely brilliant, and at that time in my life, everything Iโm writing sounds like the Kinks, you know.
Even that song was about quite a strange thing, you know. E.R.N.I.E. is a machine that picks these numbers like a lottery. It’s a kind of government lottery. There are these things called premium bonds, I’ve got some actually. Last year I won like, not a lot, about four or five times I won ยฃ25. And that’s not a fortune, but you don’t get anything with your money in the bank.
But The Kinks, and some of these things, itโs like… you sort of write a song and then you think, โIt does sound a bit like this.โ I never set out thinking, โI’m gonna write something like this,โ you know. I did one the other day thatโs a bit like Bryan Ferry or Roxy, later Roxy, who we obviously liked a lot.
Laurie:So speaking of songwriting, you and Carl co-wrote the bandโs biggest international hit, right? โOur House.โ When you guys recorded it, when you did the video, was there ever any kind of feeling that that was gonna blow up internationally, the way it did?
Iโve been talking about this recently. Sort of like, I came in with this song, it wasnโt really very good. And you know he did the lyrics, and then the band slowly, you know, we got it a bit Motown. I suppose we did used to think, especially the first couple of albums, โGet a song, right, but do it ska.โ (Imitates ska rhythm.) You do it kind of offbeat, we were always sticking that thing in. And then we kind of got away from that. We thought when we did this, we did it kind of Motown. I think our producer, he’s the one that really made (sings chorus)โour house,โ you know that, it kind of changes the rhythm. Which I didn’t really think at the time.
But yeah, I didn’t think… I thought this is good, you know. I thought โTomorrowโs Just Another Day,โ thatโs the one. I thought it was so good it would be a bigger hit. This one, yeah, itโs done very well, and (laughs) I do quite well out of sync licenses, you know. People want to use it. So yeah, itโs done me well!
Laurie: I have to make a confession. I grew up watching your videos on MTV, and when I first saw the video for โOur House,โ I absolutely fell in love. But the scene, where youโre playing, first youโre playing on the tennis racket and then youโre going through like the the โ60s and the โ70s glam, I honestly thought you were three different people. I didnโt realize that it was the same person!
Itโs just a costume, innit? Yeah yeah, because, for once, weโve got a song that hasnโt got a sax solo. Because Leeโs always you know, โI want to be flying!โ I thought, โYeah, I want to be like a kid with a tennis racket,โ you know, starting off and going through those eras of music. Rockabilly, you know, another favorite of mine. It was fun doing that, yeah.
Bobby:Iโm really interested in knowing about any of your past experiences on U.S. tours. Whatโs one of your favorite memories or experiences?
The first time we ever came to America, we went to New York. And we’ve been told it’s going to be quite cold, so we had those coats, those crombie coats. So we kind of go around a bit like this gang. And we had this manager at the time, and he said โGuys, I know youโre busy. Go to this bar, there’s this bar everybody goes to. All the musicians go there.โ
So we kind of walk in this bar, and I was thinking, โHey, there isnโt many chicks.โ And it was a gay bar, you know. And it was just hilarious, we had such a laugh. Because it was that kind of thing where, you know, the kind of lumberjack kind of thing, โOh, you know, we’re not…โ And I donโt want to get into bad territory or be un-P.C. or something. I mean, we didn’t realize that that everybody is this bar was gay.
That was like one of the earliest experiences we had of going to New York. And we stayed in this hotel called the Iroquois Hotel. And itโs just like youโve seen in the films, you know. Itโs all marble, there’s some old black guy cutting people’s hair. We thought, this is great. Then you got up to the rooms (laughs), all the doors have been jimmied open, I mean it was like such a dodgy hotel.
So yeah yeah, we love New York and Boston and flipping you know, we took to America, you know. Because you guys kind of talk English, you know. (Laughs.) Weโre not talking about Canada. But New Jersey, yeah, what was it? โWeโll deliver anywhere except New Jersey.โ We kind of got all the references, you know. Yeah, I think that first tour was great. We were in these cars and all they had was FM radio. Thatโs probably where I heard Van Halen, you know.
But I mean that was our first tour, it was great because we liked New York, the kind of new fans, the cool clubs. And L.A. was, you know, the Whisky. But then in between thereโs some fun places. Boston’s great, thereโs the Paradise Club in Boston. Yeah, we had a lot of fun. I don’t think you can beat that first experience of everything that we’ve seen on television.
You know, to us it was so exciting. I suppose you guys, maybe you see England and Big Ben and all that, I donโt know if youโve been to England, and then you get there and โWhooo!โ (Laughs.) Itโs like that. You know, โItโs Times Square! Look at those taxis!โ You know those big yellow New York cabs, which Travis Bickle of course had in Taxi Driver. We were like obsessed with them and weโre only getting in them. No, itโs always been fun, really, America yeah.
Poly:So our friend Donald, who does our blog and website, part of the admin team, is dying to know about โShowtime.โ
(Laughs.) What happened there was… In fact, it was in America. There was me, Lee, Carl and Suggs โ yeah, weโre quite a little gang, you know โ and we went to see The Matrix, the first Matrix film. And itโs quite mind-blowing. And thereโs this guy in front of me with his girlfriend and heโs getting really agitated, you know. Heโs loving it, heโs really one of those New York guys. So thereโs a bit in The Matrix, if you havenโt seen it, where he says โWe need guns, lots of guns,โ and all these guns appear.
And this guy went, โYeah! Showtime!โ And you know why the guy said it. Because he knew it was going to be absolute mayhem, all right?
So you know, going many years later, weโre doing this show somewhere, and I was a little bit, you know… โrefreshed.โ (Laughs.) And I looked at the setlist and I thought, you know what? After this song, it was all hits, you know, right at the end. All hits. And I thought, โItโs showtime.โ Itโs showtime, you know. And I said, โSuggs, gimme the mic!โ And I went, I dunno, I think I just said, โITโS SHOOOOW-TIME!โ you know?
Because me and Suggs generally have a lot of fun onstage, making fun of each other, or I try and make him laugh โ sometimes Iโm really annoying. But he thought it was really funny, so the next gig we do, he goes, โWhat time is it?โ So I went โSHOWTIME!โ And then I started going โLetโs get ready to rumble!โ
One day, I thought you know, Iโve gone as far as I can with this, so I got โHighway to Hell.โ And I put it in a music thing, so I just had the beginning (imitates guitar riff), you know. And I kind of just spliced in the choruses. And weโre in Amsterdam and I hadn’t told any of the band, so I got the sound guy to play it onstage. So Suggs says โWhat time is it?โ and then โHighway to Hellโ comes out of the PA, and I started singing โHighway to Hellโ and the band are like…?
And โHighway to Hell,โ itโs like, I think you could go to the Amazon rainforest and people there would know it. You know, the most remote, anywhere in the world, everybody knows that song. So yeah, they were like mind-boggled.
And then I kind of like really ran with it, and started doing โLivinโ on a Prayer.โ That was one of my favorites. Same kind of method. (Laughs.) But then a few years ago, I kind of stopped doing it. But between me and you, Iโll tell you… when we come back, we’re gonna do it. Yeah, the first show, and I’m not telling them. (Laughs.) You know thereโs some things you do, thereโs some really good ones where the audience filmed it. Then thereโs people like booing, obviously.
I mean, you know that guy in that band, The Hives? They are flippinโ brilliant. Check them out, Bobby. Theyโre sort of kind of punky, but theyโre really not. And they do things like, they’ll all wear top hats, they kind of look really good. And we played with them a few times and I really like them. And I was having a drink with them, and the singer went, โHey, why the karaoke?โ I said, โThat is not karaoke!โ
But yeah, that’s where it came from. From watching The Matrix, you know, to my looking at that setlist. And I was doing that โLetโs get ready to rumbleโ and then somebody said, you know, if you come to America and say that you could โ because that guy owns the rights to it or something โ I could probably get sued for a billion dollars.
Poly:All right, Chris, on many of our earlier podcasts I am always hypothesizing about how young British folks got into ska. So my question to you is, early on in the formative days of the band, who of the members were really bringing ska into your sound? And did any of you, once you did get going, did any of you really feel like there was a real movement happening?
I always say this to anyone starting a band. Find some sort of songs that you like and learn them, and play them โ unless you’re just geniuses and youโve got your own songs straight away, which thereโs nothing wrong with that. But that’s what we did. So we started this band and we’re playing like the Coasters, Fats Domino, Elvis, โTequila.โ Weโre doing all those kind of old standards, right?
And I think it was probably Suggs. He said โOh, Iโve got this,โ I think it was actually Georgie Fame doing โMadness,โ and I thought this is good, you know. I think we kind of started doing that and we started doing โOne Step Beyond.โ
And it was just like, โcause we liked it. We liked those songs. And to tell the truth, I never thought we really played that music brilliantly, compared to a lot of the other bands. And then we started writing our own songs, some which would be reggae. But something like โLand of Hope and Gloryโ isnโt, or โBed and Breakfast Man,โ so we had this kind of weird little thing going.
And then this band Specials started getting pretty big. And then we met them, Suggs met Jerry Dammers and said weโve got this band. They put a single out. So we kind of became part of this thing, and I think itโs because all of those bands, they were all kind of round about our age, you know. (Mutters) Iโm older than some of them.
But we can remember when that music first came out, you know. We liked it, but you know, we also liked glam rock, everything. Thatโs one of the things about our band โ I think everybodyโs got very varied tastes, not just one thing. You know, we never said, โWe are a ska band.โ In fact, if you look at the second album, I kind of said that in an interview. I donโt think we were. But it was a great thing to be involved with, you know. I mean, every now and then, I wrote this really good kind-of-reggae song the other day, actually. Iโve done a couple. Itโs very good.
And that’s kind of what happened and thatโs that. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Anyone from our band, because they donโt know what theyโre talking about. They canโt remember anything. We just did a book called Before We Was We, you may have read it? Before we did the book, we were on tour and we were discussing it. And I said, โOh yeah, when we went to America…โ and you know, most of them couldnโt remember that we went to America in 1979. I mean how you couldn’t remember that? I had to go and Google it. โYeah, boomersโ and show them. I wonโt say who โ it was about all of them. (Laughs.)
It was crazy times. The other day I was thinking, oh, you know when you think if you could go back in time, anytime in your life, I thought L.A. 1979. Walking around to get some beer from this liquor store. And this girl came along, like lycra trousers on, you know, sort of hair and roller skates on, and she collides into me. It doesnโt happen in Camden Town, you know.
Laurie:All right, you’ve mentioned that youโve been working on writing a few new songs. Are there plans for a new album anytime soon?
Oh yeah, weโll be doing a new album, weโre always doing a new album. Iโve done a lot of songs that arenโt any particular genre. Hereโs one thatโs kind of reggae-ish. (Plays part of a demo.)
Honestly I was like, sitting on the john. You know, just contemplating. I was probably on Instagram. I wasnโt actually, you know, going to the toilet. And I thought of this tune and I sung it into my phone. Thatโs what I do. I sing it into my phone and email it to myself, and I drag it into a music thing. Thatโs a good one, that. And Iโve been writing some lyrics. So you know, it could be a few changes round here when you come see Madness. If Suggs is just on maracas, you know. (Laughs.) Sorry, kidding. Heโs a good singer, yeah. Heโs one of the best.
BMG will release a new U.S. exclusive greatest hits compilation entitled Our House: The Very Best of Madness. Originally announced for May 2020, then postponed along with the bandโs North American tour, the album is now set for release on March 12.
Our House will be available on CD, vinyl LP and digital bundle, and preorders are up on Amazon. See above for a first look at the album sleeve artwork, which is similar to (but slightly different from) the Full House compilation released in the UK in 2017.
The new collection consists of 12 tracks spanning the whole of Madnessโs career (full list below). Of particular note to fans and collectors, this will mark the first physical release of any kind for โBullingdon Boys,โ which debuted as a digital-only single in November 2019.
Our House is clearly designed for the American market, named for and led off by the bandโs biggest stateside hit, with the other familiar single โIt Must Be Loveโ in the second slot. As a clever nod to the bandโs U.S. beginnings, the track list also includes the subtly polished remix of โNight Boat to Cairoโ that first appeared on the 1983 Madness album released by Geffen in the U.S.
But this collection isnโt entirely stuck in the past โ Our House is the bandโs first-ever hits collection for the U.S. that encompasses their 21st century post-reunion output, making room for โNW5โ and โMr Applesโ alongside the most recent โBullingdon Boys.โ Discovering these new tunes, casual American fans who only know the โ80s hits will have the chance to learn that Madness is still very much alive and kicking in the present day!
As Stateside Madness reaches its first anniversary, itโs an opportune time to present a fun discovery worthy of the Oxford English Dictionary: possibly the earliest use of our name in print (albeit in reverse), complete with our stars & stripes graphical motif! This article ran in Pop83 magazine in spring 1983, reporting on the breakthrough U.S. chart success ofย โOur House.โ
For me this article is an interesting insight, since Iโve always been curious about what the British press and fans made of the bandโs belated popularity in America. Did they notice? Were they glad to hear we caught on? Did they really even care? Itโs amusing to note the backhanded remarks about โOur Houseโ being kind of an old song by that point, so out of step were those hapless Yanks.ย And I personally delight in seeing Madness lumped in with The Jam as top stars that fizzled on our side of the pond, given that Paul Weller happens to be my second favorite UK act. I have a nose for obscure wonders from distant shores.
This Pop83 issue also included a feature on Madnessโs evolving style and image, previews of upcoming single โWings of a Doveโ and the LP that would be Keep Moving, and a lengthy list of trivia tidbits that could surprise even the most knowledgable Madheads among us. All of these historic contents are presented below for your reading pleasure. I have annotated them with YouTube links to some of the less familiar vintage-1983 songs and artists referenced. Our fond thanks to Jon Young, our esteemed MIS ambassador and advocate, for sharing the magazine scans with us.
Now for the latest in Madness news.
The big news comes from America. Madness went to the States back in their early days. While music-mad Yanks on the east and west coasts took an interest in their nutty image, the group failed to sell a lot of records. Like The Jam, they gave it a few more tries and then concentrated their energies on places where their music was accepted.
Earlier this year Madness signed up with a new American record company, Geffen. In addition the success of groups like the Human League have helped the Americans to turn their heads in the direction of British bands. The Americans have cable television and MTV, a 24 hour a day video station, which has a huge and influential following. Madnessโ marvellous videos have always transcended any cultural problems, like language barriers. Because the group relies on their music and not their hairdressers to create an impact, their videos have not dated as quickly as some new romantics have.
โOur Houseโ has become the groupโs first top ten smash. Mark and Chris went over to the States during the heatwave we had in July to try to help the Americans understand the Madness philosophy a bit better. In some ways, their delayed success is an advantage.
When they first went to America as part of the Two Tone movement, Madness had to fight to be treated separately from The Specials and The Selecter. Americans had little experience of ska in the โ60s. So, how could they understand references to rude boys and pork pie hats? In trying to explain themselves, everyone got confused. Now, with a sound all their own the group has a fresh start. Since they are gradually moving from their โnuttyโ image, Madness can convey whatever they want to this brand new audience who knows only one Madness song, โOur House.โ Wonder how the group likes hearing it sung in American accents?
The surprise American success means that Madness have to drop their proverbial pushbikes and hop on a plane to the States quickly. August will find them on a hectic five week tour of one end of the 3,000 mile wide country to another. The highlight will be a supporting spot for The Police at one of those giant American stadiums that often holds the population of a small city.
In the meantime, Madness release their new single โWings of a Dove.โ Jamie at the Stiff Office, one of the first lucky people to hear it, described as having a โcarnivalโ feeling to it. โThereโs a choir and steel drums and Suggsโ vocals have a new mellow feeling to them,โ he reported enthusiastically.
The single was recorded in the late spring and then the group headed off for their separate holidays. Mike Barson, his wife and dog decided to see Europe the caravan way. โHe rang in every few weeks to say which country he was in,โ laughed Jamie. โSometimes the only way to know where he was, was to check with his mum because he kept in contact with her.โ Barson managed to get back to British shores 24 hours before the group set to work recording the video for โWings of a Dove.โ No sooner was the film edited than did the group head off for the states.
A New LP for Christmas
Itโs not certain what their plans are once they return. (A good nightโs sleep will be in order!) There are tentative plans to go in the studio and record tracks for their next album. Stiff Records would love to be able to have a new album ready for fans by Christmas, but as yet there is no certainty of when Madness will complete their sixth album.
Mark describes the upbeat new effort as โA song that will open a few eyes.โ No doubt Madness are a bit fed up with hearing that their music has stagnated and that theyโve grown apart. โIf you can afford to buy yourself a place, of course youโre not going to keep living with mum,โ said Mark. โThatโs only natural.โ
Itโs also natural that with seven members in a group that the group enjoys more quiet company in their spare time plus the companionship of some females. When together thereโs plenty of energy and madness in Madness. And when itโs time to down tools, uh instruments, the magnificent seven are free to go their separate and more quiet ways. Their individuality can only give their music more texture and variety. Now, letโs see how they fly the flag in the former colonies. Will America have any effect on Madness? We shall see.
In the meantime, the group moves towards the fourth anniversary of their debut hit โThe Prince.โ Itโs remarkable how Madness have survived Two Tone, Adam Ant, New Romantics and rapping funk records. It just seems that whatever music is on the radio, thereโs nothing to brighten up the airways like a bit of Madness. They may not be as loony as they first were. But itโs reassuring to see that they havenโt lost their vitality and spirit either.
ALL CHANGE โ ITโS MADNESS
Greetings music lovers. Todayโs lecture in pop music concerns a new vocabulary word. Itโs โlongevity.โ It comes from the word โlongโ and the dictionary sitting here says that it means โlong life.โ
Longevity is not a word that often crops up in pop music circles. Pop music, like the socks you wore two years ago, Is meant to have temporary appeal. If you last more than two years pop music, you must be quite skilled.
To back up this point, letโs look at Exhibit A: the charts. When Madness had their first hit in September of 1979 the charts were topped over the months by groups like Buggles, The Jam, Dr. Hook, Gary Numan, The Specials, Blondie and The Police. Oh, yes and letโs not forget that smash hit โOne Day at a Timeโ by Lena Martell!
If you can remember Lena Martell and Madnessโ first hit you are part of the first generation of Madness fans. If you donโt remember Lena Martell consider yourself very lucky and a second generation Madness fan! (Just for the record Lena Martell did for 1979 what Renee and Renato did in 1982 โ upset a lot of stomachs.)
Four years after Madnessโ first hit and look whatโs happened. The Buggles, The Specials and The Jam have split up. Dr. Hook and Blondie have lost their chart appeal. Gary Numan spends more time crashing planes than making hit records. Only The Police remain superstars. Lena Martell has hopefully returned to Radio 2 where she belongs.
Madness are still together and still breaking new ground while trying to hold on to the essense of nuttiness that made them popular in the first place. If they donโt change musically, the fans will get tired of the same thing. (Look at Bad Manners.) If the group changes too drastically, the fans may not follow either. (Remember โYMCAโ by the Village People? They went โnew waveโ and stopped making hits.)
โThe Wings of a Dove,โ the new Madness single, represents a new change for the band. As with their 1982 album Rise and Fall the group have taken a lot of time to get a different sound going.
Because of their longevity (ah ha, thereโs that word again), a lot of people have got it in for Madness. Theyโre waiting for the group to split up. Theyโre predicting that the fans wonโt change and abandon the groupโs new efforts in favour of their old nutty stuff. There are rumours that the group are out of touch with the fans, the times and the music scene.
Madness arenโt the only group to have these rumours. Back in the โ60s The Beatles got flack every time they tried something new. In the โ70s there were always people who wanted David Bowie to stick with one image for the rest of his life. If David Bowie had kept a small segment of his fans happy by playing at Ziggy Stardust forever, he would have probably died of boredom. It took a lot of courage for artist and fans alike to come to expect change from Bowie. Long term Bowie fans favour certain phases of his career over others. But because they like Bowie, they always like to hear his newest music to decide for themselves. Likewise, some Madness fans may prefer their nutty music to the new music. But have you given the new music as much of a chance?
When Madness toured earlier this year, I got to talk to some of the fans outside the concert halls. Several of them admitted that Rise and Fall was not what they would have described as typical Madness music. But in giving the new music a chance, one fan in particular found that he changed too.
โI love to hear the earlier stuff when Iโm first out of school.โ he explained. โI donโt remember when Madness first came out. My older brother does and I used to get very jealous when he used to go out to see them and Mum said I was too young. He gave me his old singles when my aunt gave him the Complete Madness album for Christmas. I got Rise and Fall. First I didnโt like it. But, now I find in the evenings I enjoy it in a different way from the singles. Itโs hard to explain. But I like the words. I listen to them when Iโm listening to the album. With the singles, I donโt pay much attention to the words, just the beat. Because of that album, I find Iโm listening to the words more. I wouldnโt have done that a year ago.โ
New Sounds โ New Fans
Just as the fans change, so too does the group change. During this yearโs Madness tour there were fans representing every phase of Madness music from little skinheads to loons decked out in garage overalls. โThere will always be a nutty element in Madness.โ said Suggs. โBut weโre not just smiling puppets. Thereโs a sharp side too. Listen to the words and youโll hear it. Weโre not Buckโs Fizz, but weโre not what the Fun Boy Three were either.โ
What Suggs and his six fellow musical mates are certain of is that there are plenty more changes to come. In pop music thereโs no longevity without change. Think of what you were like four years ago. Look how youโve moved up and on. You only have to listen to โWings of a Doveโ to hear how Madness have changed too.
MAD MUMBLINGS FROM MADNESS!
Lee Thompson likes to listen to โAlbatrossโ by Fleetwood Mac when he canโt sleep.ย
Chris Foreman rates UB40 and Blue Rondo among his favourite groups.ย
The total cost of the Madness movie Take It or Leave It was ยฃ400,000.
The art work for the โOur Houseโ single was done by six year old Karen Allen.
When Suggs is in Japan, he feels like a giant.ย
The group were toying with getting Trevor (ABC) Horn to produce their new single. But Trevor Horn likes the Madness sound as it is.
Suggsโ wife Bette Bright hails from Liverpool.ย
Lee Thompsonโs favourite breakfast haunt in Hampstead has been converted into a pizza restaurant.
Chrissy Boy would be happy to be reincarnated as Sgt. Bilko, Mr. Bosh or Groucho Marx.
Carl would like to be President of the United States for a month.
His favourite films include Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia. But this has nothing to do with his ambition to be U.S. President.
Mark likes Bette Davis and her eyes, eating Weetabix with banana and Miles Davisโ โSo What,โ but not necessarily his eyes.
Woody collects soft toys, comic books especially Peanuts and Asterix.
Suggsโ mum was a singer when she was young. At twenty she could have sung in a Paris nightspot but Suggsโ grandad wouldnโt let her go.ย
Chrissy Boy bought his first guitar with a ยฃ20 tax rebate.
Early Madness rehearsals took place in Barsonโs bedroom. Now when Barson tours he brings his dog.
In their early days the group also rehearsed In a room above a shoe shop.
In the early days Madness hated having to contend with National Front members at gigs. Now they hate having to contend with glue sniffers.
โThe one good thing about being on the dole,โ Lee Thompson reckons, โis that it gave me six hours a day to learn to play the sax properly.โ
When Madness visited America in 1980 most Americans they met knew nothing about ska and bluebeat.ย
Chrissy Boy reckons one of the things that inspires him to make music is when hears a terrible record on the radio.ย
Mark Bedford loved working on Robert Wyattโs โShipbuildingโ single.
When Madness toured, they spent time in the bus watching videos of everything from Minder to Snow White.
Woody remembers watching Madness perform back in the early days when they were still called The Invaders.
Just as JoBoxers, who supported Madness on their spring tour, are reminiscent of early Madness, so too are early Madness reminiscent of Ian Duryโs first group, Kilburn and the High Roads.ย
Lee knocked out two of Carlโs teeth by accident when he failed to bounce off of his trampoline correctly.ย
The seven men of Madness have an office that employs eight people to take care of their business.ย
Carl dreams of having a recording studio so that the group can help launch younger groups.
Among Suggsyโs favourite reading is the Guinness Book of Hit Records.
Leeโs favourite footwear includes pink Dr. Martens.
Chrisโ favourite food is a big fry up.
Carlโs favourite actors include Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino.
Woodyโs favourite artists include Salvador Dali and Norman Rockwell.
Bette Bright (Mrs. McPherson to you) loves old โ30s movies which may explain why their daughter is named Scarlett (after Gone with the Wind).ย
The Yanks made up a car bumper sticker that says โHonk If You Like Madnessโ and have a chain of coffee shops called Chock Full of Nuts.
There are sixteen tracks on the Complete Madness album.ย
Madness have made an ad for motorcycles in Japan and crisps in Britain.ย
Madness are fans of Bad Manners.
Among the things they used to do but canโt anymore โ roller skating up at Alexandra Palace, speeding on the motorways, announce where they used to live, eat in peace outside of Camden, live with mum, walk by a bunch of schoolkids.
When Madness made their film Take It or Leave It they wanted cinemas to remove the first ten rows of seats so the fans could dance. They later admitted this idea was a bit impractical.
The latest Madness single, โWings of a Dove,โ was held up because Mike Barson was on holiday in Yugoslavia and was not near a telephone.ย
Suggs is not a big fan of glossy groups like Duran Duran.ย
Woody is a vegetarian. He calls people who eat meat โcannibals.โ
Days after they got married, Jane spent six weeks on tour in America, returning on the same day that Woody set off for a European tour.
Keep an ear open for Bonzai Forest, a new Camden group that several members of the band have taken an interest in.ย
Can Madness last for ten years more? Chas says yes. โWeโve got a lot in front of us…โ
Originally published by SB Publishing & Promotions Ltd. in England, 1983. Acknowledgement to writer Robin Katz.
I was a Madness fan for a full year before I got to hear them play live. By that, I donโt mean live in person for the first time. Heavens, no โ that took another 25 years, which is a story for a whole other blog post. I mean, it took a year before I got to hear any audiovisual media transmission of Madness properly performing live. And this first listen also happened to be literally live. From New York. Itโs Saturday Night!
Madness made their historic appearance on Saturday Night Live on April 14, 1984. Before this, I had seem them on American TV shows like Solid Gold and American Bandstand, but they were always miming to the recorded tracks, same as they had to do on Top of the Pops. It is possible that Iโd been exposed to quick clips of Madness playing live on some MTV profile or on USA Networkโs Night Flight. The producers of that show were clearly partial to Madness and British ska, airing obscure stuff like the โOne Step Beyondโ video a lot. But footage of Madness live on stage was seemingly on embargo in this country.
In these dark ages, there were no Madness live albums for me to buy, no black market of Madness bootlegs at my disposal, no concert films on VHS, and definitely no access to the Madness U.S. tour dates of 1983-84 that may as well have been on the moon. So here Madness was, crowned as my new favorite band, even though I had no idea what they sounded like on stage.
Itโs quite remarkable, when you consider how Madness earned their rapid rise to notoriety in the UK on the strength of their live show. Blowing the roofs off The Dublin Castle and The Hope and Anchor garnered their first London fans through sweat-soaked, boot-stomping word of mouth. Then the 2 Tone Tour and their first headlining tours got the rest of the country jumping on the nutty train. The hit singles and Top of the Pops secured their success, obviously, but their explosive energy on stage was what made Madness. It was quite the opposite scenario in the States, where we embraced the catchy โOur Houseโ pop tune with zero conception of how this unassuming troupe of ragamuffins could rock the ever-loving shit out of a live audience.
So thatโs why this Saturday Night Live gig was really a big deal. Even if it had been a whole year since their big hit in America, this was our chance to finally see and hear what Madness was capable of live, on U.S. pop cultureโs most high-profile live stage. The band had played a few California dates and visited Dick Clark in February-March 1984, an eventful swing that saw Lee marry his wife Debbie in Los Angeles. Madness flew back from Paris to New York for Saturday Night Live in April.
The host for their week was no Steve Martin or George Carlin โ it was 1972 Democratic Presidential nominee George McGovern, who ran against Nixon and lost. He was still relevant in 1984 since heโd been running for the Democratic nomination again, but had just dropped out in March. For some reason Dick Ebersol thought a failure-ridden politician with no discernible personality would be comedy gold. Spoiler alert: he wasnโt.
Infinitely more in tune with the 1984 zeitgeist was SNLโs other special guest that night, none other than Clara Peller. For the benefit of the youngsters, the 81-year-old Mrs. Peller was the famed โWhereโs the beef?โ lady from the Wendyโs ad campaign that debuted at the start of that year. America was in the grips of โWhereโs the beef?โ fever when this show aired, and in fact Senator McGovern was fresh from participating in the Democratic primary debate where Walter Mondale borrowed Claraโs catchphrase as a zinger against Gary Hart. Good times.
Clara got to meet Madness before their joint Saturday Night Live broadcast and even had dinner with the band. Presumably adequate cow meat was offered on the bill of fare. Believe it or not, a 2015 biographical musical called Clara and the Beef chronicled herstardom in song, with one number devoted to her SNL exploits. โSaturday Night In New Yorkโ is very much a pastiche of โOur House,โ with a faux-nutty rhythm bounding along to stupefying lyrics like โI will wear my new mink, please please donโt blink, I can be so special itโs a rare treat, and quite a feat โ you need to let me go, on with the show!โ
On that big SNL show, Claraโs main bit was a cameo at the end of a blah sketch about unappetizing TV dinners for impoverished Reaganomics victims. โWhereโs the beef? Whereโs the beef?โ she repeatedly inquired, to roars of adulation. Later Clara stepped out with George McGovern to co-introduce the musical guest.
โWhereโs the band?โ demanded the marketing icon, squinting all around the studio. As raucous applause subsided, McGovern helpfully pointed out, โClara, theyโre right over there, and theyโre called Madness.โ
And now at last, the boys took the stage live in front of America. They dressed well for the occasion, with Woody in a middle-management necktie and short sleeves, Mark and Chris looking snazzy in their flat caps, Lee and trumpet sideman Dick Cuthell coordinated in white dinner jackets, and the gaudy duo of Suggs and Carl sporting Victorian tailcoats, lapel carnations and vintage costume hats. Suggsโs dark outfit was accented in red, while Carl opted for a monochromatic look complete with silvertone facepaint, making him look transplanted from a black and white film. The band was fleshed out with James Mackie manning Barsoโs abandoned post and a trio of ladies on backing vocals.
The first Madness tune of the evening was, of course, โOur House.โ Even though it had grown old and gray by this point and they had new music to promote, they knew well enough to give the Yanks what we wanted. Indeed, the studio audience showered them with a warm reception, even working up enthusiasm for the dreaded new song, the title track from the spanking new Keep Moving โ which maybe two people in that crowd had heard, along with the loyal fans tuning in like me. By now, youโre thinking I must have been pretty stoked, right?
To be honest, I wasnโt that impressed. I came away from the SNL show with the disappointed assessment that Madness wasnโt that great of a live band.
Shocking, I know! Let me hasten to add, the performance wasnโt that bad. Unfortunately there are no clips readily available online, since NBC Universal guards their copyrights with an iron fist, so I canโt let you judge for yourself. I do have private recordings, though. Watching them now, I can say the band was rather solid instrumentally. Mackie is no Mike Barson on the keys, but of course no one is. What soured the Saturday Night Live spotlight for me was our vocalists.
Suggs let me down because he didnโt seem to be into it. His charming expressiveness in the bandโs music videos had made him my fast favorite member of the band, but live from New York, his affect struck me as flat and disinterested. Not much passion or dynamic range in his voice, compared to Madness recordings. Toward the end of โOur House,โ Suggs went into โwas our castle and our keepโ one bar too soon. Perhaps a few too many beverages or other SNL vices before the show?
And Carl pissed me off, too. At this point in time, I regarded Chas Smash as just a backup vocalist who sang lead on a few songs. To me Suggs was THE singer of Madness. I didnโt much like seeing Carl showboating up front when it wasnโt one of his songs, like he was trying to crowd out Suggs as the frontman. With Suggs playing it so low-key, Carlโs voice was totally dominant at times. I wished Carl was hanging out back there with Lee and the backup girls instead. Speaking of whom, those ladies werenโt helping things. The one spot where they fit in was โSisterโs sighing in her sleep, ah-ah-ah ahhh.โ Otherwise their chirps just cluttered up the vocal shambles even more.
Like dear Clara Peller, I asked myself, โWhereโs the band?โ
Since I didnโt own a VCR until Christmas 1984, I had no record of that SNL show to play back. In my memories, this live Madness exhibition degenerated into a Rashomon grotesque of musical ineptitude. I recollected the whole band as sounding terrible, when that wasnโt at all true. This perceived blunder didnโt tarnish my opinion of Madness, though. I still loved them, I just decided they were a great studio band and not so hot on stage. No harm, no foul. I wasnโt disabused of this faulty notion for a couple of years โ I believe it was finding the Dance Craze LP (yet another tale for a future blog) that demonstrated how Madness was without question an extraordinary live act.
In my defense, I can offer the court three pleas for why Madness on Saturday Night Live hit me the wrong way. First off, I was just a kid. And mighty clueless in oh so many ways. At age 14, I hadnโt even been to a single rock or pop concert, just country music shows with my mom. My yardstick for grading live music was how closely it sounded like the record, lacking mature appreciation for nuances of rawness and spontaneity.
Secondly, there was a bit of sour grapes involved. With the prospects of me seeing a Madness concert seeming astronomically remote, I suppose some recess of my subconscious was glad to find fault with Madness on stage. Convincing myself that they maybe kinda sucked at playing live was a coping mechanism against teenage FOMO.
Most importantly, this is a case of what statisticians might call error from insufficient data sampling. When youโve seen a performing artist a thousand times, you can readily identify and forgive a misstep here and there. But when making a critical evaluation based on one showing, you can jump to all sorts of false conclusions. So Suggs wasnโt on top form that night. So I was ignorant of Carlโs evolved stage dynamics. So the backup singers werenโt the best. It sure doesnโt mean Madness canโt play live, but I was working from the best evidence at hand. As a kid still learning about the wide world, I was prone to making sweeping generalizations based on my narrow personal frame of reference. Hell, Iโm guilty of doing that nowadays, but hopefully not as often. Or as stupidly.
Looking back, itโs ironic that one of the first Madness songs I heard live (on TV) happened to be โKeep Moving.โ Some thirty years later, when I went to the 2015 House of Fun Weekender, the first tune in the Friday night fan-service setlist was โKeep Moving.โ A song I never, ever, EVER dreamed I would see Madness play live (in person). As I pumped my fist in Minehead and screamed mine head off, any foolish misgivings about this bandโs live musicianship were forgotten like a silly old nightmare.
Donโt hide from past folly. Hold it high with a smile. Speak out loud with the mind of a child. If you’re lucky.
(Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Madness)
After cranking out hit after hit in the UK for about four years, Madness finally cracked the fickle American market in 1983 with โOur House.โ That classic track took the band into the U.S. Top 10 and served as the primary entry point for their American fans, myself included. But I have to admit, I wasnโt convinced to jump aboard the nutty train right away.
I can recall with great clarity when I first heard โOur House,โ as a wee lad of 13. At the time my favorite band was Men at Work, and as a younger kid I was into Kiss and The B-52s. I was home alone after school, sitting at the kitchen table doing homework with the radio on. This very peculiar song came blasting out, a torrent of pounding piano and bombastic brass and swirling strings. No arena rock guitar riffs or electronic synth beats to be found. What we had here was something foreign, in more ways than one.
At first I thought it must be an advertisement. Some kind of real estate insurance jingle? An Olde-England flavored ditty for Merry Maids? A public service announcement on quality family time from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? But no, this jaunty little tune kept rollicking on and on past the :30 mark. It was no commercial… it was an actual music-song-type song, of some hitherto unknown variety.
I put my pencil down and stuck my head into the radio speaker to try and figure out what the heck I was listening to. So itโs this British guy urgently waxing poetic about his family unit and the daily routine activities transpiring in their domicile. How weird is that? I distinctly remember being confused about the chorus, which to me sounded like โAh, house.โ I reasoned that the nostalgia-ridden singer was wistfully addressing his old childhood home by name: โAh, house. Ah, room. Ah, cow jumping over the moon.โ In the middle of โAhโ street?
This moment left an impression on me, obviously. But I was not an instant fan. It was more like Iโd been struck by a hit-and-run ice cream truck that went speeding away lickety-split with its jolly chime echoing in the distance. What in the world was that? The music was kinda catchy, but the vocal style and general cutesiness put me off a bit. My American Bandstand hot take: it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it, but it sounds like childrenโs music. Iโd just become a teenager, after all, at that age when youโre out to prove youโre not a kid anymore. To those ears, โAh, Houseโ sounded childish next to the likes of The Police and Duran Duran, with their PG-rated songs of sex and obsession and adulting.
It wasnโt long after this first exposure that I gave the daft alien melody another round of scrutiny. And this time my judgment was far more charitable, thanks to the visionary genius of one Mr. Dave Robinson. Yes, it was the music video that won me over.
MTV doesnโt get the credit, because our backwater North Carolina cable provider didnโt add the channel until a year or so later. For music videos I depended on Night Tracks on SuperStation TBS, Night Flight on USA, and Friday Night Videos on NBC. It would have been on one of these beloved programs that I first saw the video for that oddball British song. By virtue of the credit captions, I learned that the name of the band was Madness, and of course they werenโt singing โAh, Houseโ at all. โOurโ did make a lot more sense, didnโt it?
More to the point, the entire song made a lot more sense, given context by that completely brilliant video. Putting faces to the odd noises coming out of the radio, I suddenly got a better sense of who these guys were. And man, they were so cool! They were silly and clowning around, sure, but Madness no longer seemed juvenile once you got a look at ’em. Nor were they preening fancy lads like A Flock of Seagulls or Kajagoogoo. There was a grubby and working-class edge to their bouncy sound. Their humor shared points of reference with Monty Python, per the hirsute sax player in drag playing the pepperpot housewife, and the lot of them lounging in a hot tub with knotted Gumby handkerchiefs on their heads. And that lead singer! Flattop haircut, fingerless black gloves, snazzy gray suit jacket, all those frantic gestures and rubbery facial expressions. He was kind of ugly, but kind of handsome at the same time. Right away he was my favorite member of the group.
The sequence with the guitar solo most clearly crystalized the songโs meaning, moving from boyhood air guitar to Elvis phase to Beatles obsession to new wave rocker in the space of 15 seconds. Itโs a song about growing up, and remembering all those things you miss in lots of ways.
Soon I bought my first Madness โalbum,โ Geffenโs self-titled 1983 U.S. compilation with the billiards cover. Which, as best as I knew, was the bandโs debut album, featuring their first hit song. But even that purchase was a complicated decision, because avid music video consumption had got me interested in both Madness and Eurythmics. Finances were limited back then, and I couldnโt just go out and buy two albums (cassette tapes, actually) at the same time like a Rockefeller. After much deliberation I decided Madness was the one for me to risk my allowance on. And yeah, you can probably guess where this is going. It wasnโt love at first listen.
Even though I was sold on how awesome โOur Houseโ was, the other 11 tracks didnโt thrill me. Too much repetition of annoying little phrases (โClose your eyes and count to three… 1-2-3!โ โThree cheers, hip hip hip!โ โWelcome to the house of fun!โ), too many annoying little sound effects (carnival noises, a thumping heartbeat, a foghorn). Again I found myself back in that initial radio-listener position of thinking Madness sounded immature and cringey. Drat it all, how I wished I had spent my precious dollars on Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) instead!
And once again, it was the music video that made the difference. As I recall, within the same week that I bought the disappointing Madness tape, I saw the video for โIt Must Be Love.โ Boom. The scales dropped from my eyes and the cotton unplugged from my ears. โIt Must Be Loveโ no longer sounded so syrupy sweet, leavened by jogging undertakers, people in bird and bee costumes, and the guitarist and sax player playing their instruments underwater (swimming โwithโ a killer whale, for some reason). The lead singer, whose name I learned from the cassette liner notes was G. Suggs McPherson, was even cooler and more charismatic than in the โOur Houseโ video. Iโd never felt a real urge to โbeโ a given pop star before, but I wanted to be Suggs. In this particular case The Buggles were wrong: Video saved the radio star.
I went back to my Madness tape with renewed interest, incrementally calibrating my sense of this bandโs identity and what their music meant. The idiosyncrasies in their sound ceased to seem childish or annoying. There was much to learn about Madness, and I was now an eager student.
When Madness pierced the veil of American pop culture in 1983, the rupture opened only a tiny pinhole for us to gaze through. The view was foggy, distorted and incomplete. I formed false first impressions, and most of my countrymen barely registered any at all prior to that ephemeral pinhole sealing back up. But I heard something and felt something on the other side of that trans-Atlantic barrier, so I clawed open my own damn pinhole with my bare hands. I worked at it, I kept listening, I scoured music magazines for scant precious information, I tracked down their past recordings, I became a loyally devoted fan, and I stretched that pinhole wide enough to climb though and tumble headlong into the realm of Madness. I put in the time and effort, digging to excavate the gold I knew was there beneath the surface.
Suffice to say, I found it. In the middle of โAhโ street.