HEY, TRUE BELIEVER!
DON’T WATCH THE BATMAN… 
WATCH THIS!
THIS IS AN EVER-LOVIN’ MARVEL FILM!
THE STRANGE-IEST DOCTOR IS IN!
HIS PETER PARKER SPELL WAS WEAK,
AND THE ILLUMINATI’S GIVIN’ HIM THE HEAT…
WELL LISTEN, STEVIE!
YOU BETTER SLING-RING YOUR ARSE, TOUT SUITE!
TO THE TRIPPIEST, STEVE DITKO MULTIVERSE
OF MADNESS!
EX… CEL… SIOOORRRRR!

(Nuff said!)